THERE is a very simple test you can perform to discover whether you need an accountant. Sit at your desk and face your computer, clutch the arms of your chair lightly and while saying after me, “I must file my tax return.”
Now check to see how white your knuckles are. Yes I thought so, you need an accountant, not just any accountant, but myself. I specialise in taking the burden from you.
I won’t say your worries are at an end, because you will still have to pay my bill, but that is much less painful than the thought of filling in your tax return yourself. Am I not right?
Email me at JLIB_HTML_CLOAKING or call me on (01803) 540 710.
I don’t just sort out your books, tax and VAT returns, I also bring you real peace of mind and enough time off for you to take your loved one out to spend some of your hard earned cash on a good lunch. Please come and see me at my Paignton office and I will at least buy you lunch or even better take you for a five course meal in my restaurant!
I really do have a restaurant in my office. And if you doubt my dedication to giving you a first rate service don’t – I can confess I spent my 30th birthday touring Companies House in Cardiff. My friends despaired – but not my customers.
Nathan P Holmes